yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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