Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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