There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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