Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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