ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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