Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
