If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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