Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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