Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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