Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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