i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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