My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Randomize