At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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