After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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