So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
