honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
vagina is talking i cant
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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