We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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