I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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