I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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