i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He shit in the fireplace
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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