oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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