she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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