is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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