Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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