I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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