remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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