ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
