What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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