he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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