if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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