Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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