I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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