Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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