People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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