they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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