I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.