you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?