Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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