It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well I just put wine in my tea
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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