Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Boobs are out for the taking
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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