Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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