Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
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she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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