We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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