I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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