the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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