I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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