Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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