do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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