Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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