Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I think i got beer on your cat.
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