"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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