Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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