Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The air was thick with penises
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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