I wanna bring you to show and tell
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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