my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting