why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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