can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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